Why adulting when you can embrace your inner child? Our legendary "Don't Grow Up, It’s a Trap!" t-shirt is the cheeky reminder you didn’t know you needed. Crafted from 100% organic, vegan-friendly cotton right here in Manchester, this tee is not just a fashion statement – it’s a revolution! With a wickedly funny slogan that’ll get laughs everywhere you go, it’s perfect for those who believe the best years are still ahead (even if they’re stuck in a 9-to-5!).
Plus, our eco-conscious minds can rest easy knowing this tee is carbon-neutral and packaged plastic-free. When it’s time to part ways, just send it back and we’ll transform it into something fresh. So, why wait? Join the Teevolution and wear your youthful spirit with pride. Perfect for gifting or keeping, because let’s face it – growing up is overrated! Snag yours today!
Size Guide
CentimetersXS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.