Introducing the legendary "Paddle Faster" Graphic T-shirt from Teevolution! If you’re a fan of cheeky jokes and classic films, this tee is about to become your new best mate. Inspired by the iconic moment in Deliverance, our t-shirt features a hilarious graphic of two intrepid kayakers and the cheeky words, “Paddle faster, I hear banjos!” Trust us, it’s the perfect conversation starter for your next pub outing or outdoor adventure.
Made from vegan-friendly, organic cotton, this carbon-neutral masterpiece isn’t just a laugh; it’s kind to our planet too. Plus, our plastic-free packaging helps keep our oceans as fresh as your sense of humour. So, whether you’re hitting the river or just lounging at home, wear your wit with pride and join the Teevolution! Grab your “Paddle Faster” tee today – because life’s too short not to wear something that makes you chuckle!
Size Guide
CentimetersXS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.